“Fuck politics. I just want to burn shit down.”
“Alot of shit's gone down tonight. I don't want you to think all I want from you is sex. Let's just cuddle. And then tomorrow, I'll fuck you until you can no longer walk."~Slade”
“When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.”
“I just want you to know that most of the time, I have absolutely no fucking clue what I'm doing. I just happen to be good at making shit up as I go along.”
“The headline read, Man Saves Child From Burning House, and I just have to ask: Why did that kid want to burn down the house?”
“You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!”