“Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.”
“How does a guy like you promise someone forever at eighteen?”“Easy,” he said, pressing a soft kiss into the corner of my mouth. “He finds a girl like you.”
“Breaking into the building was easy.Too easy for an assassin like me.”
“Why do boys kiss girls? Because they like them. Do girls kiss boys because they like them too? …Usually…”
“No it is not easy to write. It is as hard as breaking rocks. Sparks and splinters fly like shattered steel.”
“Well, you should have a chat with your boyfriend, clarify your desires. Hate to break the news, but, uh, he’s cheatin’ on you. Tell him I said my dog kisses better than him and he hits like a girl.”