“The person you love is 72.8% water, and it hasn't rained for weeks.”
“Under a sky that hasn't been blue for weeks.”
“The field of the soul must be watered by the rain with tears of love; otherwise it will become a desert.”
“No food, you die in weeks. No water, you die in days.”
“Please stop shaking your rain water in my direction. What next? Are you going to come over here, cock your leg and urinate upon my person?”
“Rain, it always reminds me of water. And you know how much I love things that remind me of other things. Say, that reminds me...”