“It is written that a wife shall be submissive to her husband. It is nowhere written that his mistress should be.”

“I play the notes as they are written, but it is God who makes the music.”

“This denial is bizarre. Last time Chomsky denied something I attributed to him, it was Chomsky's word against mine and there was no way to resolve this argument. This time, however, there's some fairly conclusive evidence. Look at http://blog.zmag.org/ttt/. It describes itself as 'the official weblog of Professor Noam Chomsky', and it is attached to Z Magazine, for which Chomsky has regularly written for over a decade. It claims Chomsky makes direct blog entries. Yet Chomsky claims he has 'nothing to with with it'. Are we really meant to believe this? If it is true, why does he carry on writing for a magazine that publishes a false blog in his name?”

“Correction does much, encourgement does more”

“A wife should submit herself to her husband, her husband should make her great if he wants to enjoy her.”

“Your working assumption, when you meet a homophobe, should be that they are gay.”

“I'm so patriotic, I think every British kid should have a chance to grow up to be our head of state.”