“Everybody wants to be somebody,but nobody wants to grow... ”
“Everybody is somebody, but nobody wants to be themselves”
“Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.”
“Everybody wanted to be the hero of their own story. Nobody wanted to be comic relief.”
“Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but nobody wants to lift no heavy-ass weights.”
“I want to assure you, I’m not that kind of pervert. But don’t worry, goat lady, there’s somebody for everybody. Or anybody for nobody. Maybe I have that backwards, and upside down.”