“They should be ashamed of themselves, all these sober people!”

“If we are not ashamed to think it, we should not be ashamed to say it.”

“This is my theory: the people who shouldn't hate themselves, do hate themselves. And the people who should hate themselves, don't hate themselves. The world is all backwards. See, this is one of the many reasons why God and I are not good friends.”

“Young men are apt to think themselves wise enough, as drunken men are apt to think themselves sober enough.”

“Mr Cobb was my escort. Such a nice escort, Mr Cobb. So attentive. You should see him sober. I should see him sober. Somebody should see him sober. I mean, just for the record. So it could become a part of history, that brief flashing moment, soon buried in time, but never forgotten - when Larry Cobb was sober.”

“I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.”