“The FBI and the CIA hate each other, and they both hate the telephone company. The telephone company, in turn, seems to hate everybody.”
“I hate the telephone. I think the lowest circle of hell is reserved for Alexander Graham Bell.”
“But maybe this is what happens when you hate someone for so long: the person you hate dies, but the hate stays with you, to keep you company.”
“People used what they called a telephone because they hated being close together and they were too scared of being alone.”
“People don't hate each other. They hate each other's ideas.”
“I hate who steals my solitude, without really offer me in exchange company.”