“You don't like the way the study of an expensive drug for blood pressure is going? A nonissue - just stop the study before the results reach statistical significance.”
“What are you doing a study on right now?" "A study on the statistical probablity of love at first sight.”
“Study the historian before you begin to study the facts.”
“In a massive, long-term study of 17,000 civil servants, an almost unbelievable conclusion emerged: the status of a person's job was more likely to predict their likelihood of a heart attack than obesity, smoking or high blood pressure.”
“To understand God's thoughts we must study statistics, for these are the measure of his purpose.”
“What are you really studying?" He leans back to look at her. "The statistical probability of love at first sight.”