“When Adam delved and Eve span, Who was then the gentleman?”
“Where Eve chooses to go, Adam is bound to travel.”
“With,simple,hands—Like,the,first,hands,of,Adam,Discovering,Eve.”
“Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.”
“Remember--Adam was only God’s rough draft, but Eve was his masterpiece.”
“The first thing to say about Eve is that she was a big improvement on the Adam design, or that Adam was an extremely misguided variation on the Eve design. (Consider testicles. Two concentrated nuclei of absolute vulnerability. Where? Dangling between the legs. I rest my case.)”