“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.”

“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”

“Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.”

“Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.”

“Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.”

“You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.”

“Happiness often sneaks in a door you did not know you had left open.”