“Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.”
“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”
“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.”
“Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.”
“Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.”
“You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.”
“Happiness often sneaks in a door you did not know you had left open.”