“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”

“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.”

“Dying is the last thing I will ever do.”

“Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.”

“Kissing - and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing - is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.”

“Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.”

“Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.”