“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”
“Beware. Those with the least amount of authority exercise it the most often.”
“Like other women who sought equality, the amount of trouble I cause is inversely proportional to my physical size.”
“Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.”
“Sex and a cocktail: they both lasted about as long, had the same effect, and amounted to the same thing.”
“The rightness of a thing isn't determined by the amount of courage it takes.”