“You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.”

“Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.”

“Happiness often sneaks in a door you did not know you had left open.”

“happiness always sneaks in through a door you din't know you left open”

“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”

“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.”

“Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.”