“I particularly scorn my fondness for paradox. I despise pessimism, narcissism, solipsism, truculence, word-play, and pusillanimity, my chiefer inclinations; loathe self-loathers ergo me; have no pity for self-pity and so am free of that sweet baseness. I doubt I am. Being me’s no joke.”
“I have a black-belt in self-pity. I was an expert in the field. Still am. It's a skill you never forget.”
“Did I say stab of Self Pity? No, I was trekking through the Swamp of Self Pity at this point, waist deep in my own stinking shit.”
“Hearken to my story. Listen but do not pity me. For pity is intended for the weak and I am still strong in my affliction.”
“I tell people to monitor their self-pity. Self-pity is very unattractive.”
“I am not I; pity the tale of me.”