“I am so wise I had my mouth sewn shut.”
“I am hell with a knife and there is nothing I can really do about it but try and keep my mouth shut and try not to let it show.”
“I had rather seem mad and a sluggard, so that my defects are agreeable to myself, or that I am not pinfully conscious of them, than be wise, and chaptious.”
“I said shut up once already, with my mouth.”
“Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.”
“He kept talking and I thought about taking my copy of Huckleberry Finn and stuffing it in his mouth so he'd shut up.”