“Rams are taught that thoughts are thickets. Get your horns caught and it’s tickets.”
“Behold,A ram, caught in a thicket by its horns;Offer the Ram of Pride instead of him.But the old man would not so, but slew his son,And half the seed of Europe, one by one”
“My thoughts kept straying onto random paths...hoping to get lost in a thicket.”
“No ticket ripper should say anything, but if you do happen to get caught you can always pretend you’re diabetic. “Honestly, these are prescription Pop Rocks.”
“And it’s bad enough to be caught in your underpants but even worse to be caught in your underpants scratching out a valium prescription on someone else’s pad.”
“Don’t steal because it’s immoral, not because you’re afraid you’ll get caught.”