“The miserable think that what they have is never enough. Like the Little Mermaid, who owned no more than twenty thingamabobs, they say, "But who cares, no big deal, I want MORE." (How could you be miserable with twenty thingamabobs?)”
“Oh, seriously--how could you be miserable with twenty thingamabobs AND a snarfblat?!”
“Seriously--you've got TWENTY thingamabobs AND a snarfblat!”
“People who are always taking care of their health are like misers, who are hoarding a treasure which they have never spirit enough to enjoy.”
“She is one of those ladies who is more beautiful at sixty than she could possibly have been at twenty. (how I hope someone says that about me someday)!”
“If you give up what you want most for what you think you should want more, you'll end up miserable.”