“Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.”
“For men, money, like sex, is something that nearly everybody wants more of, and unless you are famous or influential, you probably have to work hard to get any.”
“When little things are so important, it's because there aren't any big ones.”
“It's like geographical humor. You just don't get it unless you were there.”
“You mean you let him talk to you like that and you aren't even getting any Man what a rip-off.”