“Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried nailing Jell-O to a tree.”
“Trying to understand Daddy is like trying to nail jelly to a tree.”
“Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.”
“It's as if we spend our entire lives avoiding Jell-O but it is always there at the end, waiting.”
“There is nothing impossible to him who will try.”
“I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains.”