“Sometimes being a nice person is all about knowing when to be an asshole.”

“I’m sure you think you’re a very nice guy, but from where I’m sitting at the moment all I see is an asshole. Yes, you’re a very good-looking asshole, with a great body and handsome face and nice tan and all that, but do you know what the best thing about assholes is? When they keep quiet and go away.”

“An asshole who sometimes pretends to be nice totally has the ability to suck you back in, making you think that you had him all wrong.”

“Sometimes it's just better to suck up the fact that you are an asshole and decide that tomorrow is the day you will start being the person you intend to be.”

“Being Nice is when u go extra mile 2 help others no matter ur personality...even if it once in a blue moon.. But if u are always Nice then that's who u are.. Being a good person always is part of being Nice but it exactly what u are...®”

“Trusting someone nice to you doesn’t make you a moron. It makes the person who fucked you over an asshole.”