“Novels are about men and women and children and dogs, not politics.”

“Then the children went to bed, or at least went upstairs, and the men joined the women for a cigarette on the porch, absently picking ticks engorged like grapes off the sleeping dogs. And when the men kissed the women good night, and their weekend whiskers scratched the women's cheeks, the women did not think shave, they thought stay.”

“The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.”

“Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story.”

“The Internet: Where the men are men, the women are men and the children are FBI agents.”

“Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.”