“Have a drink, and try to relax. All right, have another drink. There are times when getting drunk's not a bad idea.”
“When all else fails...try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn't work...have another.”
“Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant.”
“Drink my friends. You can never drink too much alcohol when you have drunk too much sorrow.” - Peter Kotara.”
“I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.”
“Well,' Bill said, 'we might as well have another drink.' 'Damned good idea,' Mike said. 'One never gets anywhere by discussing finances.”