“How to defend yourself against a banana”
“Either defend yourself or defeat the against but don't give up.”
“You must forgive in order to understand. Until you forgive, you defend yourself against the possibility of understanding.”
“Beautiful girls should know how to defend themselves against the advances of gentlemen.”
“I've never really addressed those rumors because I figured, 'Why defend yourself against something that is not offensive'?”
“I banana the softest banana in the world; it's a new game, seeing just how soft I can banana while still banana-ing.”