“If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?”
“When God created us, did he actually intend to make us so ugly?”
“Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.”
“If God didn't want us to eat the animals, He wouldn't have made them so tasty.”
“If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?”
“But I did feel, and passionately, that it wasn't fair of God to give us brains enough to ask the ultimate questions if he didn't intend to teach us the answers.”