“Whose fault is it, then? Dennis Compton's (Basil Fawlty)”
“There's enough grief in this world without always getting into whose fault it is.”
“Nothing, Basil. I’ll see you in a few,”Fine, and it’s Lord Basil.”Even in the bedroom?”Especially in the bedroom.”
“Tip: To avoid bruising the basil, Mama tore the leaves into pieces with her fingers. Chopping is fine, but you won't have basil-scented fingers.”
“If he's alive he has everything in his power! Whose fault is it he doesn't understand that”
“Dennis killed me!”