“I´d use Google to find out, but seem to have misplaced my house along with my laptop”
“Okay, to be fair, I had tried to Google-stalk him. But Google-stalking is a far cry from having your demonblood best friend park his vampmobile across the and use his x-ray vamp vision to spy into someone's house. That's just rude.”
“...I know I misplace my glasses - the one's I don't need - you roll your eyes - but I don't misplace my love ...”
“She was thinking, I have a nut in my house. How do I get the nut out of my house?”
“If I could get down on my knees and ask for your forgiveness I would,” he said “but I’m afraid that along with misplaced manners, yesterday’s accident has also taken away my ability to grovel properly.”-Landon”
“I loves me my Google”