“I might be short, chubby, and require a B-cup manzier, but I was still a man.”
“My cup is empty, but I still poor”
“When I play too many video games I begin to feel chubby-minded, caffeinated, bad.”
“There have been times of late when I have had to hold on to one text with all my might: "It is required in stewards that a man may be found faithful." Praise God, it does not say "sucessful.”
“Our books still do not require batteries. But I am no fool. It is a slender advantage.”
“But I smiled, and smiling was easy, no matter how strange and disorienting the street seemed to be. I was a fugitive. I was a wanted man, a hunted man, with a price on my head. And I was still one step ahead of them. I was free. Every day, when you're on the run, is the whole of your life. Every free minute is a short story with a happy ending.”