“Ready for your first lesson, cupcake?”
“Good morning, Dr. Chandra. This is Hal. I am ready for my first lesson.”
“what was the first lesson that you learned in your life?”
“Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.”
“The first lesson of economics is scarcity: There is never enough of anything to satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics.”
“You are bad and mean and I'm going to spit on your cupcakes.”