“That's all life is kiddo. When you've had enough contributions to your delinquency, then you're officially an adult.”

“Life had jerked the carpet out from underneath us and left a shattered mess”

“Better check your pants, Kyle. I think you had a nerdgasm.”

“This is not good," I said. "These guys have a superiority complex bigger than Miss Compton's butt.""And she had the biggest butt of them all," Kyle said.”

“Great. I guess you're the dog whisperer, vampire edition.”

“Those are Klingon and Federation ships," I said. "You're a nerd, Shelton, but, holy crap, do I love this.”

“Everything occurred in phases. The "Holy Crap, We're Dead!" phase was marked by mass hysteria. Mass euphoria resulted from the "Holy Crap, We're Free of Life's Burdens!" phase. Now things had shifted into the "Holy Crap, We Can Do Whatever We Want!" phase in which mass indulgence made the ancient Romans look like teetotalers.”