“The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year”

“We have a problem when the same people who make the law get to decide whether or not they themselves have broken the law.”

“The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.”

“Cronshaw stopped for a moment to drink. He had pondered for twenty years the problem whether he loved liquor because it made him talk or whether he loved conversation because it made him thirsty.”

“Selfishness at the core is to think you have a special problem- a problem that God cannot deal with, that God didn’t deal with at the cross. You do not have anything special that has been dealt out to you.”

“Okay, is it me, or is anyone else having a problem with deciding whether to have a heart attack or an orgasm?” Meems asked.“Orgasm,” Jessie said instantly. “Yep, same here,” Dee put in.”