“The best wines take the longest to mature.”
“Like some wines our love could neither mature nor travel.”
“Take a glass of wine while reading, your feet on the back of your slave. This is the best combination of pleasures that is.”
“With mortal age comes the immense need for childish charms. Like a fine wine, sweetens with maturity.”
“Sudden love takes the longest time to be cured.”
“Christianity is the best way to cure gayness—just get on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into your mouth.”