“Let's take care of the little things while they're still little.”

“It's better to be one who is told to wait than one who waits to be told.”

“Remember: The answers are in the questions.”

“There’s not a chance we’ll reach our full potential until we stop blaming each other and start practicing personal accountability.”

“HARD DAY'S KNIGHT' For a skinny little gamer-geek he'd done a good job tying me up. I guess that's another thing we can thank the Internet for -- unlimited access to fetish porn has imporved the knot-tying ability of men who can't get dates.”

“Dude you gota get over here Greg sounded more than a little freaked out but since Greg freaks out when he burns a Pop-Tart it didn't give me much to go on.”

“Deadly little Miho. She won't let you feel a thing unless she wants you to. She twists the blade. He feels it. ”