“Life is a jest, and all things show it, I thought so once, and now I know it.”

“My Own EpitaphLife's a jest, and all things show it.I thought so once, and now I know it.”

“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life, now that I'm old - I know it is!”

“You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.”

“I wish life was not so short,' he thought. 'Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.”

“I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that dance, at every show for the rest of my life, or admit that a taser can damage the Thom Yorke.—Thom Yorke, whispering to himself”