“... God is not a Sunday plumber - he's always available...”
“Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.”
“If God hadn't rested on Sunday, He would have had time to finish the world.”
“Music never goes away. It is always available, but we are not always available to music.”
“Writer's block? I've never heard of a plumber complain about plumber's block.”
“Sister Ignatius taught me in Sunday School that "in the beginning there was light," but to me, it was always an incomplete sentence, which God should have known to ammend: in the beginning God created light...to read by.”