“...I know I misplace my glasses - the one's I don't need - you roll your eyes - but I don't misplace my love ...”

“You misplaced one of your men," Chad remarked."I did?""He'll be along shortly with the baggage. He'll need to be untied.”

“I’m a nail biter. Not when I’m nervous, but when I misplace my hammer.”

“I´d use Google to find out, but seem to have misplaced my house along with my laptop”

“I never understood the term “Ass hat.” Not until I misplaced my Fedora, and decided to cover up my disheveled hair with underwear.”

“I want you to make love to me. I want to go to your room, your bed, be under you, feel you inside me, see your eyes, feel your body and know…we're together. I don't know if that's love or just need, but I know I need you. I need that with you. I need what I've never known and I need it from you. Only you. And it may destroy everything or build something. I really don't know. I just know…Please make love to me.”