“...I've always idealized women I've loved - they all fell short, save one - the one God chose for me - she lights up a room by walking into it...”
“...I've gotten endless signs of the greatness of God's love and hilarious care, but I always end up needing a newer sign, maybe one that is cuter and more spangly.”
“I've always been told my presence brightened up any room. One might think that went doubly for dank underground cell." (Jace)”
“I've never wanted to be loved. And God Knows no one's done it yet.”
“I've always worried a lot. And frankly I'm good at it." The late Erma Bombeck, one of the funniest women ever.”
“God save me from a woman's tears, for I've no strength against them.”