“...why is my cat a Muse? the cat has the rare grace of never saying a word too much― Mark Twain ...that's why ...”
“If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”
“If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.--Mark Twain”
“MARK! What the hell are you doing? That's revolting. Stop that immediately.'And that's when Mark looks up at me and says, in a matter-of-fact voice, 'Batman has pendicitus. He has to have a ternal zamination.- Cat”
“Who are you and why are you my cat?”
“There's more than one way to skin a cat, my father used to say; it bothered me, I didn't see why they would want to skin a cat even one way.”