“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.”
“Many people are smarter than their stupid bosses.”
“The best way to guarantee you have a job tomorrow is to not finish all the work your boss asked of you today. Wait, that’s not right. Sorry, I’m thinking like a government employee again.”
“You looked a little bit smarter when your stupidity lessened a lot.”
“I don't think writers are any smarter than other people. I think they may be more compelling in their stupidity, or in their confusion.”
“Always remember... Yo are braver than you believe. Stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.”