“All right. The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.”

“The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.”

“And in my classes, I will talk most of the time, and you will listen most of the time. Because you may be smart, but I've been smart longer.”

“I may die young, but at least I'll die smart.”

“We kiss. Her hands are freezing on my face, and she tastes like coffee and the smell of the onion is still stuck in my nose, and my lips are all dry from the endless winter. And it's awesome.”

“You may be smart, but I've been smart longer.”

“Random questions are the least random of all questions.”