“Anyway, I learned an important lesson from all of this: While gun ownership ismorally reprehensible in the civilized world, firepower is more or lessde rigeur in a zombie apocalypse.”
“My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave.Seems more logical than undergoing all kinds of hardships only to die eventually anyway (through bites/malnutrition/or terminally chapped lips)”
“That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons that history has to teach.”
“Very often the lessons you learn are more important than the things you accomplish”
“The most important lesson I have ever learned is that I haven't learned anything.”
“I was falling for Elyssa and my track record with girls looked like a zombie apocalypse.”