“As a child I was an inveterate liar. As opposed to now, I am a Novelist.”
“When I was a little boy, they called me a liar, but now that I am grown up, they call me a writer. ”
“I am opposed to authority, that egg of misery and oppression; I am opposed to it largely for what it does to those who exercise it.”
“When I was a child I spoke like a child, thought like a child, acted as a child. But now that I am and adult i put my childish ways behind me.”
“Friendship is not a thing I have ever experienced. Not as a child, and not as I am now.”
“And I, love, am a pathological liar.”