“Being gay is not an excuse for being a dick.”
“The boys quiet until Ben looks across the table at Chon, holds his thumb and index finger a millimeter apart, and says, “We’re that close to being gay.”They laugh for half an hour.Collective dicks”
“I feel like a dick for being an ass.”
“The Professor doesn’t have a problem being called Dick? If my name was Richard, I’d go by Richard or Rich . . . not Dick. Hell, I’d even settle for being called Chard.”
“Can we all just stop being dicks?!”
“Being gay is like glitter, it never goes away.”