“being in a bad mood with your friends beats being in a bad mood without them.”

“I stood under the awning for a moment, but finally I decided that being in a bad mood with your friends beats being in a bad mood without them.”

“God bless mood equalizers. and all moods are created equal. i am the fucking civil rights movement of moods”

“But with friendship, there's nothing like that. Being in a relationship, that's something you choose. Being friends, that's just something you are.”

“I would argue that stupidity is born out of bad reading, bad teaching and bad thinking!”

“She is funny without ever being mean.”

“Being in a relationship, that's something you choose. Being friends, that's just something you are. [But] I do pick you. We've been friends too long to pick, but if we could pick, I'd pick you.”