“Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off."Still peeing, Ben looks over at me smirking. "You´re gonna need a hell of a big knife, bro.”

John Green

John Green - “Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I...” 1

Similar quotes

“Ben: You're gonna get arrested. Lindsey Meeks: You can't sell your tickets! Ben: That's why you ran across the whole field?... Wait, you've got to tell me - was it spongy?”

Jimmy Fallon
Read more

“You can watch me pee! It's okay! Here look, I'm peeing! I'm peeing! You can stop uprooting yourself.”

Elle Casey
Read more

“If I pee my pants I am going to be so pissed.”

Nicole Peeler
Read more

“Trav, if you cross us -- ""I know. You'll get me. I'll try not to pee all over myself in terror.”

Rachel Caine
Read more

“Okay, guys. Stop it. Are you going to start peeing on me to mark your territory?”

Maegan Lynn Moores
Read more