“Ben, if you get pee in my brand-new car, I am going to cut your balls off."Still peeing, Ben looks over at me smirking. "You´re gonna need a hell of a big knife, bro.”
“Ben: You're gonna get arrested. Lindsey Meeks: You can't sell your tickets! Ben: That's why you ran across the whole field?... Wait, you've got to tell me - was it spongy?”
“You can watch me pee! It's okay! Here look, I'm peeing! I'm peeing! You can stop uprooting yourself.”
“If I pee my pants I am going to be so pissed.”
“Trav, if you cross us -- ""I know. You'll get me. I'll try not to pee all over myself in terror.”
“Okay, guys. Stop it. Are you going to start peeing on me to mark your territory?”