“Ben's tongue is like sunscreen...It's good for your health and should be applied liberally.”
“The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.”
“Ben Says: Be different, Be weird, Be special, Be You! If others don't like you because of it, don't worry. Remember, it's their problem...not yours!Bullying Ben”
“Good friends are good for your health”
“Immortality like this is about as useful as sunscreen on a submarine.”
“Chaos isn't good for your health.”