“But mothers lie. It's in the job description.”
“That's what alcoholics do. It's in their job description: fall apart and then keep falling apart.”
“Because they're parents. It's in the job description. Must drive minivans. Must be immune to fashion. Must be freaks.”
“...killing rats wasn’t in my job description.”
“Alphas simply did not grovel; arrogance was part of the job description.”
“Maybe it's just a daughter's job to piss off her mother.”