“Comment dis-tu 'Oh my God, I don't know nearly enough French to pass French II' en français?”

“French. Feel. Finger. Fuck.”

“This squirrel is inadequately afraid of humans! Squirrel, I am a threat to you! We are enemies! Please get off my bench! Oh, god! Oh, god! Don't touch me—oh, god!”

“En los días más oscuros, el Señor pone a las mejores personas en tu vida.”

“Mueres en medio de tu vida, a la mitad de una frase.”

“Tell me my copy is missing the last twenty pages or something.Hazel Grace, tell me I have not reached the end of this book.OH MY GOD DO THEY GET MARRIED OR NOT OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS?!”

“The French verb aimer has two meanings. And that’s why he liked her, and loved her. She spoke to him in a language that, no matter how hard you studied it, could not be completely understood.”