“Dear Jane,Just so you know: e. e. cummings cheated on both of his wives. With prostitutes.Yours,Will Grayson”

“I jog through the halls and then go upstairs to Jane’s locker and carefully slip the note I wrote last night through the vent:To: The Locker HoudiniFrom: Will GraysonRe: An Expert in the Field of Good Boyfriends?Dear Jane,Just so you know: e. e. cummings cheated on both of his wives. With prostitutes.Yours,Will Grayson”

“Do you know what it's like to work so hard to make sure everyone's happy, and to have not a single person recognize it?" - Tiny Copper (Will Grayson, Will Grayson)”

“Omnia Cellula e Cellula”

“He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives. So what's your theory?”

“Não posso falar da nossa história de amor, portanto vou falar de matemática. Não sou matemática, mas uma coisa eu sei: Entre 0 e 1 existem números infinitos. Existe o 0,1 e o 0,12 e o 0,112 e uma série infinita de outros. Claro está que existe um maior conjunto infinito de números entre 0 e 2, ou entre 0 e um milhão. Algumas infinidades são maiores do que outras. Quem nos ensinou isto foi um escritor, de quem gostávamos. Há dias, muitos dias, em que sinto um rancor do tamanho do meu conjunto iluminado. Quero mais números do que é provável que tenha e, oh Deus, quero mais números para o Augustus Waters do que os que ele tem. Mas Gus, meu amor, não te consigo dizer como estou grata pela nossa pequena infinidade. Não a trocaria por nada deste mundo. No meio dos dias numerados, tu deste-me um para sempre, e eu estou grata”

“Col, Here's to all the places we went. And all the places we'll go And here's me, whispering again and again and again and again: iloveyou. yrs forever, K-a-t-h-e-r-i-n-e Eventually, he found the bed too comfortable for his state of mind, so he lay down on his back, his legs sprawled across the carpet. He anagrammed "yrs forever" until he found one he liked: sorry fever. And then he lay there in his fever of sorry and repeated the now memorized note in his head and wanted to cry, but instead he only felt this aching behind his solar plexus. Crying adds something: crying is you, plus tears. But the feeling Colin had was some horrible opposite of crying. It was you, minus somthing. He kept thinking about one word -forever-and felt the burning ache just beneath his rib cage. It hurt like the worst ass-kicking- he'd ever gotten. And he'd gotten plenty." 1.Greek: "I have found it." 2.More on that later.”