“Every book title becomes infinitely better if 'in your pants' or 'from your pants' is added to the title.”
“A good title is the title of a successful book.”
“She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army.""Rose, your pants ARE from the salvation army.""That's SO not the point!”
“Your importance is not in a title, it is in the excellence of your actions.”
“Better check your pants, Kyle. I think you had a nerdgasm.”
“Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.”