“...This particular blunder is known as deus ex machina, which is French for "Are you fucking kidding me?”
“They're from France, Ruby said, Vogue magazine. They only speak French except for fuck you.”
“...This type of ending is a special instance of deus ex machina, known as the folie adieu, which is French for "Are you FUCKING kidding me?”
“That was like watching my dad French-kiss a raccoon-I feel violated on so many levels.”
“Why not? Give me one good reason why we shouldn't get married."Because trying to fuck you is like trying to french-kiss a very.... small and... lively gerbil? With braces?”