“French. Feel. Finger. Fuck.”

“Comment dis-tu 'Oh my God, I don't know nearly enough French to pass French II' en français?”

“Fuck Lara, fuck Jake because I do, Alaska Young, I do love you and what else matters but that.”

“and then she said, 'Let's play Truth or Dare' and then you fucked her.""Wait, you fucked her? In front of the Colonel?" Takumi cried."I didn't fuck her.""Calm down, guys," the Colonel said, throwing up his hands. "It's a euphemism.""For what?" Takumi asked."Kissing.”

“People are pretty fucking weird, if you haven't noticed.”

“We bring the fucking rain Q, not the scattered showers.”

“I think she and I were talking about how much I adored skateboarding on the computer but how it would never even occur to me to try and step on a skateboard in real life, and then she said, 'Let's play Truth or Dare' and then you fucked her." "Wait, you fucked her? In front of the Colonel?" Takumi cried. "I didn't fuck her.”